Kung Pow

Master Pain aka Betty throws an iron claw in Master Tang's direction.


Master Tang (thinking aloud):

"Okay, so here were my options:

a. Quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw then take him out with a spinning back kick

or

b. Take the claw on the face, then roll on the ground and die."


Master Tang takes the claw to the face, rolls on the ground and dies.


"Mmm... Should have gone with a."

10

Today at IKEA i saw a girl of such astounding beauty that once she caught my eye, my eye was caught.


There in the cafe having her dinner, her beauty was more striking than any celebrity or even model i have ever seen.


I was transfixed. An guy would probably say she was a perfect 10. I would Definitely say she was a 10.


I wanted to talk to her.




But i was with my dad.


And she was with a guy.


Thus all i did was watch her
From the corner of my eye.