Kung Pow

Master Pain aka Betty throws an iron claw in Master Tang's direction.


Master Tang (thinking aloud):

"Okay, so here were my options:

a. Quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw then take him out with a spinning back kick

or

b. Take the claw on the face, then roll on the ground and die."


Master Tang takes the claw to the face, rolls on the ground and dies.


"Mmm... Should have gone with a."