Jerk

I have never used this word on anyone before.
It sounds so forceful.
I have never really used this word before
Except on one guy.
Let me tell you why


1. He can’t cook.
2. He won’t wash the dishes.
3. He does not know how to his own laundry.
4. He can’t iron.
5. He won’t sleep early at night.
6. He’s always falling asleep in class.
7. He’s late for almost every informal meeting
8. Even if it’s a girl.
9. He doesn’t know how to be gentlemanly.
10. He’s tempted easily.
11. He’s hypocritical.
12. He can’t keep his focus on something for very long.
13. He has quite a collection of good literature
14. But does not like to read books.
15. His jokes boarder absurdity
16. His jokes fall flat
17. He tries to act cool when they do.
18. He does not like to buy clothes or shoes
19. He dresses in old fashioned hand-me-downs
20. In fact, he hates buying his own clothes.
21. He can’t manage his own money.
22. He takes forever to get used to a new environment
23. He takes even longer to take on any responsibilities.
24. He’s broken trust
25. He’s broken affection
26. He’s broken hearts
27. He can’t spell properly
28. He can’t speak, write or read his own dialect
29. He struggles to do so with his mother tongue
30. He’s asthmatic.
31. All he talks about are girls and career
32. But he’s never had a girlfriend.
33. He tries to pray, but is inconsistent.
34. He was a top debater in school
35. But he fails to speak up for the oppressed around him
36. Even if they are his friends
37. He’s too shy to approach people he does not know
38. Even when he’s really lost.
39. He does not do sports.
40. He can’t even play football or basketball.
41. His actions are often feminine
42. He conducts himself weirdly
43. He does not listen to advise
44. He is confident in himself.


There has only one person in the world
One guy
Whom I’ve considered
Killing.