09 June 2009

Malnourishment

If Bruce Wayne got too involved as Batman and forgot to live as Bruce, Wayne Enterprises would fail and he would lose everything he had.


If you want to burn the candle on both sides, you better have a very long candle.


The more you burn on one side, the less you have for the other.


Justin goes to friend. Says he's depressed. Says Life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Friend says "Answer is simple. The Great Counsellor GuardiAngel is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Justin bursts into tears. Says, "But friend... I am GuardiAngel." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll On snare drum. Curtains.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home