D & G

Enter D and G from opposite sides of the stage
G is a giant in armour from head to toe, with sword, shield and spear
D is a boy in plain clothes with a stick and a bag

G (scoffing)
Am I a dog, that you come at me with sticks?
Who's your daddy?

D (advancing)
Who's my daddy?

D reaches into his bag and taking out a stone, slings it and strikes G on the forehead
G falls facedown on the ground
D draws G's sword and cuts G's head off.

Enter Saul and Aide

Saul (to aide)
Who's his daddy?

Exeunt